THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF QUAKE
1 Thou shalt kill thy enemy.
2 Thou shalt not take thy leaders name in vain.
3 Thou shalt not covet thy team members pack.
4 Thou shalt not take thy game of quake in vain.
5 Remember to keep thy quake day holy.
6 Thou shalt steal thy enemy's packs and use them against them.
7 Thou shalt not camp
8 Thou shalt show no mercy to thine enemy
9 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thine clan members
10 Thou shalt make it your religion to quake every day.
11 Thou shalt give "Angel of death " heaps of shit.
The Creation
The first day...... In the beginning. God created the heavens and the quake servers. The quake servers were without form and empty. Darkness was everywhere and in the darkness the spirit of quake moved upon the face of the deep. God said "let there be light," and there was light.
The second day..... God said: "Let there be a sky in the midst of the servers. God called the sky quake heaven.
The third day..... God created ammo and weapons for the servers. He added health for the unfortunate quakers that he was going to get to play here.
The fourth day..... God created an isp to let the quakers play in his heaven.
The fifth day..... God said... "Let the waters bring forth in great numbers moving creatures that have life. So God created the quaker.
The sixth day..... God said.... " Let the quake servers bring forth creatures of all kinds from different clans to war against his quakers. So God created other quakers in his quakers image. Man and woman alike then he blessed them with weapons of destruction and death. "Be fruitfull and multiply. Fill the quake servers and have power over your enemy clans. Over every living quaker that comes here." God saw that every living thing he made was good and some better than others.
The seventh day..... the quake servers were finished and filled with life. On the seventh day God rested from his work and all that he had made. God blessed the seventh day and made it a quake holy day, because on that day he had rested. The Quake God had formed quakers of the dust of the ground, and had breathed into him the breath of life and quaking became a living soul. GBH
THEN CAME
The eighth day.....WHEN GOD CREATED GBH ........ THE BIGGEST CLAN SITE IN THE WORLD!